this is where it happened, back here in
this dry creek bed, I was back here
looking… I thought one of my dogs was
back here and I was like how’d the dogs
get out of the yard I saw a bunch of… you
know… movement and then I got back… and you know well
maybe it’s a deer, and then I
was worried about my dogs because
there’s a lot of Bigfoot and Sasquatch
in this area… I didn’t have a gun with me
and so I got back here and that’s when I
saw the female Sasquatch. She tore out of
the bushes, knocked me down on the ground,
and I thought she was gonna kill me you
know… and I’m like… I’m like grabbing for a
gun and then I realized I didn’t bring a
gun with me. I didn’t have a dog with me,
I was back here by myself, I was
terrified. I was so
terrified, it was so scary and I wouldn’t
be back here right now except I feel
the need to like get over my fear
and what happened… and what happened was
as soon as I smacked down on the ground
she starts ripping my clothes off me. she
did! she pulled my pants off me and I’m
like “oh great what! she’s gonna kill
me, they’re gonna find my naked body here!”
it’s worse… it’s worse, as soon as she got
my pants off me she started like jerking
the ween and I’m like “whoa you know,
that’s not gonna work you know, what are
you doing?” and then the next thing I know
(keep in mind this is a big Sasquatch)
like, comparable to like a big hairy
Russian woman. I mean she was biiiiig!
she was like you know, seven and half/eight
feet tall and hairy… and so I’m down
there on the ground I’m completely naked
my clothes have been ripped off me and
she starts giving me an knober. It was all
just biological, I didn’t have
any choice and the next thing you know
you know I blew my load! I blew my load
in the Sasquatch! As soon as I did that
she got up and she ripped down… she like
let out this howl and then ripped down
this tree and I thought “my god she’s
gonna like take the tree and take me and
take it and smash me,”
NO! It didn’t end, It didn’t end.
Then she starts blowing me again.
she starts blowing me again and I’m like
“you know, could you give me five minutes,”
she didn’t even give me five minutes! she
started blowing me again. the next thing
you know I bust a nut AGAIN and
then she stands up and does one of these
“mmm” like “mmm, isn’t that good,” I said “I
swear to God,” I swear to God.
then she hightails it into the woods.
Now I didn’t know what to do at
this point. I’m like what do I do I’ve
been raped by a Bigfoot. do I call the
police? what do I do?
I still don’t know what to do I mean
she could… She could be pregnant with my
child. I’ll tell you one thing I don’t go
in the woods anymore
unless I have a weapon with me. I’ll get
over this. I think I should probably talk
to somebody maybe a counselor or
something. I’ve never been raped before
this and listen if it was a female human
yeah! let’s do it! But this! This was like
a creature. it was like a MONSTER, there’s
a fucking MONSTER. I was raped on a
fucking dry creek bed. there’s poison ivy
all over here I’m gonna have poison ivy
probably on my ween. Sucks!
It sucks man! I felt… I felt
like I couldn’t get fucking clean. I got
home but I started taking a bath but I
just… I JUST COULDN’T GET FUCKING CLEAN. I feel like I can’t
get fucking clean. It was a horrible
experience and nobody will believe
me! if I call the police they’re gonna
tell me I’m fucking making it up! fucking
horrible.

that… that’s the tree that she
knocked down after the first time… after
I busted my load into her. she’s probably
pregnant with my fucking hybrid baby, that’s my guess
and this is
poison sumac and this is all in
the dried-up creek bed it’s everywhere.
Sure I’m gonna have poison sumac on my
scrotoooooo.
On the shaaaaaft. They only eat poison sumac so
she was just eating poison sumac before
she gave me the knober.
She’d have that shit on her fucking
lips and shit.
my weens gonna be breaking out and it
ain’t gonna be with the herp, you know
what I’m saying… This sucks. I don’t know what to do!

I’ll never
go back down there alone without a dog
or a gun. I don’t like being treated like
a piece of meat like that. Manhandled by
some big hairy female. That was one
of the worst… That was the worst.
Seriously, that was the worst. I can’t
even believe I blew my load. It was…
It was difficult but I figured you know she
was making an effort I figured
at some point I should to.