okay, lets say this, you wake up and you want some pasta? well you’re talking to harmsy Rsmsy. A best chef in the world.
First, get a bowl full of memes, morely yellow piss. Second, some pants, like piss your pants, then you need some 5 karma, and get 5 disvotes, cause you don’t deserve them, so don’t I, but please, let me see your jar full of piss with pants, then time to heat it, put it over a campfire so that it’d be tasty, and bowling, let it boil for 34 days, now, get some italians, cause they work as spaghetti, get a indian tribe full with machetes, cause they do love human and have them chop the italina to nothing, then get the tribes to pour him into the pot, this will add the tastes, next is to convert into judaism, animeism, so your food would taste more better, now what you need to add is to add some rocks, worms, and blood of bugs, this makes a good food, now is to add yourself, converting to judaism and animeism, now cooking your fingers would do the job, as nails are tasty so does worms, next, is to cook it for 50 days, and now, is to give it to me, so i can taste it, call 1-800-HarmsyRsmsy and i will tell you my hotmail with my social, security number, it isn’t rare, but it is expected, and while you are reading this, i came on this lol, and now i will go work for the north korean border and special services, so i can nuke america with my full power and potential, it isn’t rare, but it is very tasty for this pasta, so it will make the pasta very good, and then its done, now pour it onto yourself. now pourit on yourself, then check how many subscribes this post has and make it about that many times, i did it 328k times, and my piss got red, so that was new. fucking nibba bitch ass bruh.mp4 soundeffect lolxd anime mlg