The Spongebob Conspiracy:

A lot of early 2000s kids grew up watching the show Spongebob SquarePants. We all know that Spongebob is a sponge, It’s obvious in the name, but do we have scientific proof of that? What if the name is just to distract us from finding the truth, his real identity? If we take a closer look at “Sponge”bobs body features, we notice the yellow skin color, and the pores/holes of what is to believed to be a Sponge. If you payed close attention to the detailed description of Mr. SquarePants, I’m pretty sure you’re seeing a pattern already, and you’ll not like it, given the fact that he is yellow and has pores we can come to the conclusion that behind the character of Spongebob SquarePants is actually a block of Swiss Cheese!. It was infront of our eyes this whole time, 21 years of lies and lies, but why? Why would Nickelodeon lie to the world? Well, to put it simply, we humans (and reptiles) form a very detailed picture of the things we see and love, everyone knows what Spongebob looks like, because we watched it for years and we love it. What do humans (and reptiles) love as well? You guessed it: Cheese, but how to decide between the hundreds of types of cheese when shopping? Taste? Yes, but the association with a feeling, a thing, a show, we love is a much higher motivator for choosing the cheese, the Swiss Cheese in that matter. Like drugs,we associate them with happiness (even though they kill us). Even though Swiss Cheese might not have the deadly effects like drugs, it’s still questionable to use a kids show to trick people to buy your cheese and thus putting you in an advantage over cheese types like parmesan, gouda, feta and so on. As a conclusion we can say that the Swiss Cheese Market used Spongebob as way to manipulate people into buying their cheese, thus raising their sales and economic power overall. Thanks you all for reading, the Spongebob Conspiracy.