So I have for sale an NVIDIA RTX 3080 that Gaben gave me. Gaben is my dad. 2nd Pic in listing for proof. I don’t even really need the money, but dad quit giving me money for vbucks because he said Fortnite is the devil and I should be playing real games like Team Fortress 2 and Garrys Mod.

This thing traces all sorts of rays: manta rays, sting rays, Ray Romano, even Rayven Simone from the popular Disney Show “That’s So Raven.”

This is for serious enthusiasts only, this bad boy can run Crysis at 8k 420fps. You can floss with your boys with ray tracing technology in Fortnite, and you can find more diamonds in RTX Minecraft. Honestly, if you don’t buy this card, you’re probably never going to get into Faze Clan so go ahead and quit now.

Free Bobby Shmurda.

This is apparently a presale. (according to ebay)

Item will allegedly ship within 30 days of payment. (winning bidder gets a DIY cardboard 3080 in a DIY NVIDIA box, I won’t ask for any payment for this, thank you for supporting the meme)

And since my previous listing was flagged for promoting illegal activity, this is not an illegal object or substance. Nor am I involved in any form of illegal activity. Relisting #3 commences now.

Shoutout to all the scalpers that ruined days today, you’re the reason for this.