my name is Johnny pickle and me and my wife have been having fights over my gayness., but the issue here is that communism turns me gay. Me and my wife are strict crhichristians and we love that jesus. But communism is stealing my heeterosexlity and making me gay. I don’t knowe why communism is making me gey. We live in alabama and gaynessis STRICTLY OFF LIMITS. I want to know why im gay, and why lenin turns me on. I am being serious, completley serious okay?