Some bitches posted something insulting my girlfriend’s appearance (out of jealousy, my girlfriend is absolutely beautiful and cute and so so pretty).

I commented on all of their posts insulting them back and apparently it made them cry. I said:

“Who the fuck are you to talk about looks when you look like a god damn Easter island head wearing a party city wig?”

“Maybe you’d be a tiny bit less hideous without the Walmart spray tan and 15lbs of dollar store makeup”

“I just know you’ve got a real healthy idea of what skinny is you anorexic bitch. Btw my friend saw you make yourself throw up in the girl’s bathroom on Tuesday”

“Your hair is greasier than a discord moderator’s ballsack”