Would you mind not saying things like that? As a reformed rapist, joking about those kinds of things can really trigger my PTSD and bring up some horrible sexual urges. It takes a really sick mind to think that rape, literally the worst experience a woman can go through is some kind of a joke. When I was younger and more immature, I’d look at these kinds of comments and think to myself that rape wasn’t a big deal (never laughing), but little did I know I was only setting myself up for a lifetime of suffering.
I’m saying this as a feminist first and a poly man second, but there is no place in civilized society for rape jokes. Everyone in this thread glorifying rape has been reported to the admns for supporting rape culture. Oh and no one is going to heaven for this, least of all comedy heaven, heaven is reserved for those without sin in their hearts and minds.