haha this just reminded me of a running prank my college roommates and i used to play on each other. someone left a luigi action figure at our house after a party randomly, so we kept it and would hide it in each other’s stuff. it escalated, of course, and luigi would turn up in weirder and weirder places until one night i was hooking up with a girl, i went to grab a condom from my dresser, and my fucking roommate had unwrapped a condom and stuffed luigi inside it. i flipped out and of course it ruined the mood. as revenge, the next night i put on a green shirt and overalls and snuck into my roommate’s room while he was sleeping. i hovered over him until he started to stir, and then i intoned “IT’S LUIGI TIME” in the same cadence as jack nicholson in the shining while i was sporting a rock-hard boner. my roommate was never quite the same after that, i think he’s in a mental institution now.