The Cum Gambit:

An intimidation move where one player sacrifices their queen for seemingly, and actually, no strategic advantage. The purpose of which is to “psych” out ones opponent, making them think that they have fallen or are falling for a play they can’t find because it doesn’t exist. If ones opponent falls for the cum gambit they are essentially allowing a queen free offense for a round.

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The Cum Gambit: Accepted

You cum inside of your partner during intimate intercourse.

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The Cum Gambit: Accepted (Bedroom Variation)

When you and your partner engage in intercourse while playing chess in your bedroom.

1. a4, h5 2. e3, b6 3. Female: I’m bored, want to bang? , Male: Sure!

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The Cum Gambit: Accepted (Handshake Variation)

1. d3 d6 2. Be3 Bh3 3. gxh3 Nd7 4. Bb6 axb6 5. a4 b5 6. a5 Ngf6 7. Nc3 c6 8. Na4 bxa4 9. b4 b5 10. d4 c5 11. c3 c4 12. e3 Nc5 13. dxc5 Nd7 14. Ne2 Nb8 15. Ng3 Nc6 16. Nf5 Nd4 17. cxd4 d5 18. Ng3 e6 19. Be2 h5 20. Bd3 g6 21. Bf5 exf5 22. e4 Bh6 23. e5 g5 24. Ne4 fxe4 25. f3 g4 26. f4 Bg5 27. h4 f6 28. hxg5 f5 29. h4

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The Cum Gambit: Declined

Your partner denies intercourse on move 3, and you proceed to lose the game.

1. a4, h5 2. e3, b6 3. Male: Want to bang? , Female: No, I’m having fun! 4. white resigns being in a losing position

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The Cum Gambit: Declined (Your mom variation)

Your mother walks in on you and your partner just before you engage in intercourse.

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The Cum Gambit: Declined (Sex Variation: Accelerated)

You cum in your pants before engaging in intercourse with your partner.

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The Cum Gambit (Hungarian Variation)

Abducting and marrying a Polish girl only to use a knight chess piece as a butt plug on her while flooding her other hole.

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The Cum Gambit: BDSM Style (Sex: Accepted Variation)

1. e4, e5 2. grab white horsey and shove it into her vagina , she moans 3. En Pissant into her pussy , Ke7 3. Tie her up to the bed and use your king piece to choke her, she squirms 4. engage in aggressive intercourse , she asks you to be gentle

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The Cum Gambit (British Variation)

You cum inside of your partners tea, and force them to drink it.

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The Cum Gambit (French Variation)

1. Resign

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The Cum Gambit (American Variation)

1. Move the chess board and see who has the better gun , go outside 2. go to mcdonalds , order bigmac 3. shoot up a walmart