Why can’t we just have Sweet Victory? Why? WHY? They t– They will not give us Sweet Victory even though we’ve been ASKING FOR IT We want it! It would be the meme event of the– the decade They obviously hear us Why don’t they respond t- uh to our PREFERENCES?

Sweet Victory is the breakout Spongebob song of the Spongebob franchise It– It is glorious. It is sweeping. It is powerful. I– It’s a GOOD SONG We wanna see it in THE SU– we wanna see it, uhh Plankton, band geeks Squilliam Fancyson Sweet victory for the… HALFTIME SHOW

They go, “Oh, it’s unrealistic” IT’S NOT Back when Obama started, they gave us Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers They used to be the joke band There were st– standards of MOVING FORWARD It’s not even tha– T– Tom Petty should get his own concerts

What happened to the free market where t-th– co– you– nn– the corporations are accountable to the consumers You know? If, if If they had Sweet Victory in the halftime-, people would line down the block They try to uh– they, they’re– “O-Oh, oh, Maroone 5 is playing” “NFL’s always a game-changer” NO,,,,, There’s no precedent for that There’s a whole roster of bands who deserve it MORE And the Bikini Bottom Marching Band’s at the TOP

We were promised this If we can’t even get Sweet Victory, what is there? It’s like we don’t matter at all to them Like I’m starting to get the whole Spongebob-to-socialism pipeline… thing If we can’t EVEN get this? The economy sucks, even with– even when the stock market does well we earn less for more work decade after decade and wealth concentration is worse than it was in the Gilded Age & with our SCRAPS we have left, we can’t even see a SPONGEBOB SONG?

What if– W– What is it’s all BS? W-What if our leaders value us at nothing? We get NOTHING Just more tax breaks for the top, more military spending What if global US military presence doesn’t even keep us safe What, like– What, what if it’s j– What if all of it is just wrong? What if there’s no reason to just always respect law enforcement just because?

We were promised th– We were promised this, we get nothing We were promised opportunity to work hard and succeed and democracy, even though all the popular programs, neither party offers them And, we win the popular vote it doesn’t matter We’re just supposed to settle for the Democrats but all they do is lose SCOTUS seats and make deals

What if it’s okay to make our elected leaders uncomfortable and protest? Like at this point? Who cares? They’re not giving us Sweet Victory anyway The other guys are just calling them “Muslim Kenyans” and they still, the liberals just slink behind them and Joe Donnelly eats shit in the midterms and now Pelosi’s gonna “reach across the aisle” and institute pay-go

We JUST want Sw– like We just want Sweet Victory And, like we’re accepting the whole planet being destroyed like We can’t even enjoy the next 20 years of a habitable biosphere having fun like watching Patrick drum Sweet Victory with his powerful arms? THEN WHAT IS THERE?

SCREW IT THEN NO JUSTICE FOR HILLENBURG, NO PEACE