I want to fuck a toaster. Just the thought of stuffing my dick in a tight little breadslot makes me rock hard. I could fuck it on the counter, on the kitchen table, or anywhere else it wants. I could dress up like a maintenence tech for some sensual roleplay beforehand. I am a slave to the toaster’s whim. I want to stick my fingers inside the bread slot and whisper “yeah you like that you toasty bitch?” Then I want to mount it when it’s good and teased and then gyrate my hips like a rabbit with tourettes until my melted cock explodes inside the toaster’s tight slot. When I’m done my dick will look like a burnt sausage that had it’s casing popped open with melted cheese dripping out of it and the thought of that makes me want to break into a Walmart again. Goddamn I want to fuck a toaster.