Coyote: Hey guys it’s coyote Peterson and today I’m about to be mauled by a bear. Now this is something I’ve wanted to do for a long time and we have a rare opportunity to film this first hand for your viewing. Let’s get right into it. Now this is an American grizzly bear, capable of annihilating small creatures, and can easily kill a human. Now here we have shamus here, Tyrone’s handler.
Shamus:Tyrone here’s a sweetheart. He would never hurt a fly if he didn’t want to. So coyote your gonna take this marshmallow and put it in your mouth so Tyrone can give you a little kiss.
*Coyote puts marshmallow in mouth*
Alright here he comes.
*tyrone bites coyote in the face, visible panic all around*
-shamus: it appears Our friend coyote had some other sweet stuff on his face.
*Flashback to the night before*
*Coyote is on a strip club with whip cream covered strippers*