I bought my current set of sheets and blankets about 25 years ago, and I’ve had them ever since. There are holes in the blanket and sheets, and tons of shit and piss stains. I also haven’t cleaned them, so there’s cum crust, dried up piss, and dried shit all over it. I managed to scrape most of the crusted shit off using a knife. I used the knife to scrape it off onto the floor, but some of it is hard to get off. It smells so bad, I have chronic nausea issues and vomit every day.

You’re probably curious why I haven’t gotten around to either washing the bedspread or setting it on fire. Well, the truth is, I’ve been too busy wanking. I’m retired so I spend my entire day jacking off. To what, you ask? To nerd thighs! Nerd thighs are the sexy, feta cheese thighs of a nerdy man (glasses, rosacea, adult braces, acne, greasy hair, suspenders, bow tie, skinny figure, etc.) Right when I wake up in the morning I look at naked nerd pictures. I stare intensely at his thighs and visualize my neck in between that set of thighs, and I visualize the thighs tightening around my neck, cutting off my air supply, and crushing my larynx. After the nerd kills me, he then cuts a hole in my neck and begins fucking it. He cums inside my neck and the cum goes down my throat.

Then he cuts off my entire head and hangs my body up. He skins it and guts it. Then he consumes every part of me. He eats my nails, grinds up my teeth and sprinkles it over my skin and eats that. He eats my sinew, and makes broth from my bones. He eats my kidneys, heart, liver, membranes, spleen, lungs, large gut, small gut. He eats even the gross parts like my gorge, feces, bile, phlegm, pus, blood, sweat, fat, grease, saliva, mucus, oil of the joints, and my urine. He saves my brain for last, that’s his dessert.

That’s the fantasy I have each time. It turns me on so much, I masturbate all day. By the end of the day, my dick is red, raw, and stinging with pain. Sometimes fluid that isn’t cum or urine comes oozing out of my foreskin. It’s a brownish, tannish color.