so i (m43, kthhfv, childfree) decided that i (m43) should have a peaceful wank in my 1997 honda civic (f24 (modified w hentai decals and a modified horn that sounds like a hentai girl moaning)) in the elementery school parking lot, whilst in the middle of this some fat femoid (F32, ugly asf, had democrat stickers on her car) with hercrotch goblin (M6) came up to MY window and started banging on it, screaming that what i was doing was “”””wRoNg”””” and that i should leave the place immediately before she calls the police, before she could finish the sentence though, i rolled down the windows and busted the fattest fucking load of my life everywhere, on her face, on her cum demon, an on the words make and great on my baseball cap shortly afterwards i floored it out of there toward the middle school TL:DR tifu becuse i (m43) tried to jerk off peacefully in my own car and some libtard karen roastie (f32) annd her ugly failed abortion (m6) tried to stop me (m43) INFO i look like a big manly burly viking, femoid looked like a fat bitch, and fuck trophy looked like an ugly asf snot nosed little brat. i live in texas so nobody was wearing a mask🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱 EDIT i had to add info for context and thanks for the award!!! Credit goes to u/notadegenerate69420