I cannot wait for Joker to drop. I am going to see the movie once a day, every day for the first month it is released. Who will I bring with me, you ask? My LEGALLY PERMITTED concealed-carry handgun, that’s what. And every day I go, I will pray for an incel to attempt a shooting. That’s when I will swiftly pull out my gun and fire, killing him with one shot because I’ve been training for this. “End of the road for you, clown.” The audience cheers. I am the movie now. The women fondle me, engage with their mouths. I cannot wait for Joker’s release. I truly can’t.