In 2012 the US government sent agents that had CIA training but did not work with the CIA to go to a small town in Montana and were told to begin digging a massove hole into the Earth within the confines of a Nail Salon. This was a tactic used by Obama to attempt to find the source of large earthquakes and pieces of Earth upending like something digging around in the Earth. The found God because after Obama left office he went to Montana in the guise of visiting a childrens hospital, which he did, but then he went to the hole in the Nail Salon to meet God and the jar people who kept God alive. The jar people were US gitmo prisoners who knew too much after seeing our genetic experiements and the government cut off their head and conected them to exoskeletons so they could dig the hole when it got too hot and help God. When Obama met God they made and agreement that when the Real Creators of Earth come back to pick up the perfect and most pure specimen (which could be any spieces) God will help fend them off in order for the perfect and most pure specimen can evolve into a New God and grow large enough to consume the galaxy and save us from ourselves and the heat death. We then will harness energy from the sun within the stomach of the New God and save out planet from then end. We now need more holes so we can help God stop praying and start digging please. People are too ignorant and the sooner we take action the colder God gets and the warmer New God’s stomach gets