Karl Marx: I’m gonna say the w word!

Skipper: No, that’s communist, you can’t say the w word!

*Marx gets thrown out of a truck and dies*

Skipper: Walt Disney, we did it! We stopped racism!

Disney: Thank you skipper! Now I’m free to exploit my workers!

Lenin: Not if I have anything to say about it, and I do! I’m going to say the w word!

Skipper: Walt, get down!

Lenin: WORKERS UNIONS!

*giant explosion*

Skipper: Mr Disney, where are you? Are you ok?

Lenin: He is no longer with us, Skipper. And with his death, I am free to seize the means of production as much as I want!

JFK: Not if I have anything to say about it, Lenin! And I do! Prepare for my Berlin Beam!

*Lenin gets struck by the Berlin Beam*

Lenin: Skipper, my son, you wouldn’t let the revolution die… would you?

Skipper: Shut up, commie.

Lenin: AAAAAAARGAHAGRGAHAGRGAGAG

*Lenin dies*

*flying over Walmartville number 573*

Skipper: Hey Kowalski, you’re getting deported because your name sounds too Russian. Anyways, Rico, who’s that guy over there rising outta the Walmart?

McCarthy: It is I, Joseph McCarthy!

Skipper: Mr. McCarthy? What are you doing here?

McCarthy: I have come to exact my revenge on you peasants for letting Walt Disney die at the hands of Vladimir Lenin.

Skipper: But Mr. McCarthy, we did everything we could!

McCarthy: I’ve already made up my mind.

Skipper: Don’t do it, this won’t bring Disney back!

McCarthy: COMMIES!

*Skipper’s plane explodes*

Skipper: Skipper’s Log, day 32: Joseph McCarthy has struck us out of the sky by calling us commies.

*Private eats Rico’s ass*

Rico: It doesn’t make sense, Skipper. McCarthy would never make baseless accusations!

Skipper: I don’t understand it either, Rico, but some things you just gotta live with. Unless… LEON TROTSKY! I should have known it was you!

Trotsky: Ah, Skipper, my brother! It seems like you’ve figured out my master plan! Now that I have control over Trotsky’s body, I have free reign to start a communist uprising!

Skipper: So what you’re saying is, you’re not really a capitalist?

Trotsky: Why, yes, I suppose that would be correct.

Skipper: So that makes you a COMMIE!

Trotsky: No.., This can’t be… NOOOOOOOOO-

Skipper: So guys, we did it. Communism is no more.

McCarthy: Hello Skipper.

Skipper Mr McCarthy, what are you doing here?

McCarthy: I have come to not give you anything, get back to your dollar-per-day work, you peasant scum!

Skipper: Well, I may hate this job, and I can’t try to make it better without risking being labelled as a communist, but that’s just how it be, I guess.