sex is very bad for you I cannot tell a lie
if Jesus sees you do it then you’re surely gonna die
and it feels really bad like your penis is on fire
please believe us when we say this cuz the situation’s dire
butts no, boobies no, naked lady movies? no!
dont show us body parts that make the peepee or the poopies
the best advice that my father said to me
your number one goal in life
***KEEP THAT DINGLE DROOPY***
wait a minute dad howd we even get alive
did you possibly have sex so that we could both survive?
my boy, my son, please let me just explain
I only did it twice to preserve the family name
\*sad music\*
I’m sorry, dad.
\*gun shot\*
we’ve had to kill our dad cuz he broke the only rule
we didn’t want to do it but his actions weren’t cool
the moral of the story
I think it’s pretty clear
you gotta go and kill your dad
**This actually is not a joke.**