So the other day I asked myself what a Thot could possibly be. I always hear about people saying Begone thot! And I know that in my article about traps I talked about the “Old Rules of Thottery”. So I went to my local Metro PCS and found a black woman in very revealing clothing outside. I am always seen in my green trench coat and am quite famous in my local area, but she seemed not to recognize me. She did ask me,“Do you want some fuck for $200?” Me being flush with Goofy Goober dollars, I replied,“$500 if you just follow me.” She says yes and I take her back to my office in the big corporation building. I ask her to take off all of her clothes and lay on a table. She does this, and then I examine her. She has a tattoo on her ass that says OBEY and her pussy looks like the lower section of Miss Piggy’s leg fucked an old leather boot and had a baby. Like, imagine if the local fat cunt from school looked up at the sky while you watched the back of his neck. Her labia rolled over so all she had was a damn front but that seemed to connect to her back butt with was not thicc, but fat. This is really gross. She also reeked of a fish packing plant had vomited raw rotten tuna all over the excretion of a dead skunk. The whole time during the examination she’s begging me to tap it. I told her to leave immediately and she asked for her money. I denied her payment and screamed,“I’ll pay you what you are worth YOU GOD DAMN THOT!” And she ran away naked and afraid. I finally understood what a thot was.

From The Offices Of The Mikloben Corporation
“Teaching The Future Of America To Stray Away From Thots!”
2/15/18