Who the fuck actually cares about beans? I’ll tell you who: The people who plant and pick them, that’s who. Wake up you ignorant fuck. There’s a reason I only eat organic, and heres a hint: It’s not so I can have a pair of big fucking tits. It’s so I don’t have to be on antibiotics every month. It’s so I don’t have to look like a fucking fat fuck. It’s so I can avoid the cancer that has become a staple of modern life. Organic food is a fucking investment in your health, and the health of the planet. So either eat the shit that’s killing you, or you can eat the shit that’s killing the planet. Take your pick motherfucker. But I’m not gonna take the hit for your ignorance, so go fuck yourself. There I am, lying in bed, enjoying the last few moments of peace before I’m thrown into the shitstorm that’ll be my day. The world is dying, and I can’t sleep. Life is a fucking joke.