Number One, Uranium Ore. Don’t tell Kim Jong Un that he can buy uranium on Amazon for just $39.95 with free shipping. Of course, he would have to enrich it through isotope separation, increasing its percent composition. After it’s been enriched, however, uranium-235 can be used for whatever he would want. According to the Amazon seller, the radioactive ore sample is made out of naturally occurring radioactive materials. The product is license exempt because the radioactivity in the sample size uranium ore is low and this CPM (counts per minute) varies. All radiation types are included – alpha, beta, and gamma. Supposedly, this stuff is only to be used for educational and scientific purposes…not to blow up your neighbors, enemies, or to intimidate other superpowers like yourself. I’d steer clear of Patrick G. McGovernon and Lawrence Gonzalezon, two Amazon users who purportedly purchased this uranium. Patrick’s opinion is that it’s a great product with poor packaging. “I purchased this product 4.47 billion years ago, and when I opened it today, it was half empty,” he states. Lawrence claims “I left this product next to my pet lizard, unfortunately now he’s 350 feet tall and is currently destroying Tokyo, Japan.” The most serious of destructive chemicals, and no one is taking it seriously.