what defines a salad what makes something a salad or not a salad
cuz like
when someone says salad you think of like. lettuce. and carrots and stuff yea?
but
tomato salad is just tomato slices
there’s no lettuce it’s just fuckin
d i c e d t o m a t o
yknow?
and potato salad
has fucking. mayonnaise.
aND PASTA SALAD HAS FUCKING
NO VEGETABLES AT ALL
JUST PASTA AND MAYONNAISE
therefore, i have deduced that anything with mayonnaise is a salad
furthermore, my turkey sandwich with american cheese, lettuce and mayo is a salad.
thusly can a fucking
MAYO COATED OREO
be considered a salad
but to what ends