I can easily penetrate the earth and you don’t see me bragging about it in physics textbooks. Neutrinos have got the be some of the most smug fucking little shits I’ve ever seen. Have you ever tried to hold a conversation with a neutrino? Save yourself the trouble and just don’t because I already have. Here’s how it goes: Hi how are y- I’m A Neutrino And I Can Penetrate The Earth!
Every. Single. Fucking. Time.
I’ve tried talking about this to my family and they just don’t listen. Every time I try to bring it up at thanksgiving, weddings, the odd funeral, it’s always the same response. Please, not now Gabe. Yes Gabe, we’ve heard you talk about this. You’ve heard ME talk about this? How about the dumb neutrinos? It’s seriously taken a toll on my relationship with my mother and her siblings.