There’s nothing wrong with wiping with your dominant hand

What’s so wrong with wiping with the hand you use best. If I wanted to wipe and slip I would. Seriously I use my left hand I don’t have as much control and whoops now it’s up me butt. Now let’s say I use my right hand. I have control I’m more precise. I’ll also wash my hand after so what’s the big deal. Some people use one hand to you know touch their…. their jimmy or pal down there. Like I only have 2 hands. I can’t type with my dominant hand I’m going to need that dominant hand to you know

Hold the Holy Bible, what else would I be holding. Can I get an Amen Redditors?