You’re not currently suffering the most out of all 7 billion humans, therefore you have no right to feel sad.

Only one person is allowed to be sad at a time. There’s a waiting list. If you’d like to add your name, please fill out this form and you will receive a notice that your name has been added in 7–10 business days. We reserve the right to revoke your position on the list at any time for any reason to the extent permitted by applicable law. Thank you for your cooperation.