Alright, the internet goes out here all the fucking time. I just got back from the bar, and guess what. I didn’t get any pussy at the bar. So you know what that means? It means I’m trying to beat the FUCK out of my meat! But guess who can’t beat the fuck out of my meat? Because I don’t have any goddamn internet. I can’t beat my fucking meat without the goddamn internet. I can’t watch any fucking porn. I’M HORNY AS FUCK. God dammit. Can you not get the goddamn internet to work?