Listen here kid, we all had our childhood attractions…I mean.. Us 90’s kids will remember Jessica Rabbit and HARLEY QUINN. Boy where those the days… I can see it now: Sittin’ back, relaxin, life all cool, sneaking a peak at a magazine, eatin’ skittles, and soda pop, and all in good fun playing my Super GameBoy. But you honestly have to grow up, life does not revolve around “Undertale Sans”, now, I’m a 90’s kid, I know the COMPUTER FONT Sans and Comic Sans which is now an “”Internet Meme””, In my day we just had Memes about Pop Culture, now you kids ruined Internet Memes. Being a little on the BIG SIDE, I’m a guy that loves to eat, I eat what I can, when I want to eat fam, now what you’re doing is obsessing over a dumb little “Indie Game” created by a furry, if you will… known as tobyfox. Tobyfox visits furrycon actively and asks his furry fans to tweet pictures of themselves dancing in furry costumes at furrycon, that is so Gay. Are you Gay? You can talk to a trusted adult or carer, I personally recommend long and expensive therapy to cure your mental illness, it gets better til’ it gets worse. Being a 22 year old ‘INTERNET GENIUS’ I am allowed to drink, unlike you. So drinking will not cure your mental illness, but it cures my depression. Life is tough, your life, specifically, you probably grew up in an abusive home, your dad probably abused your entire family, your dad probably beat your mom one day, as you came home and opened the garage door, you saw her bruised, worse than rihanna, and she had to chase you out to a friend’s home. I feel sorry for you dude, but take your “”CANCER”” somewhere else as it is sooooooooooooo annoying and I do not care about you, your life or anything you even like. So please take this post as an educational guide to growing up and maturing. Quite possibly you are Gay, gay is when you like the same gender whether you’re a boy, or girl, you like the same gender/sex. This is not okay. Humans were brought to this earth for a reason, and that reason was to live for eternities to come, being Gay is actually crucially ruining the universe as we know it. You being Gay can possibly cause the universe to end. Did you know that AIDS is more common in Gay Sex then Straight Sex. This is a proven fact by Samsung Phones Industry and the Government. I don’t mean to burst your bubble, but Undertale is considered a sin by the Pope himself. An autistic 32 year old gave the lord and savior, himself, Undertale because Google wants money, but what happened is that he saw the game as a metaphor for paedophilia and rape. The skeleton known as Sans is a fat, white rapist who finds little girls and boys to have sex with and then he rapes them. And these “MONSTERS” are all metaphors for Satan, keep that in mind. Your porn habit. WHAT DO YOU FUCKING THINK YOUR MOTHER WOULD SAY IF SHE SAW YOU MASTURBATING TO NECROPHILIA WITH BLUE PENISES WITH YOUR INDEX FINGER AND THUMB? HUH? SHE WOULD FUCKING NOT LET YOU USE HER ACER LAPTOP EVER AGAIN. DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME? SHE WOULD FREAK. I was raised in a home of god, I learned my ways, once I tried to blow up the cat, I am now a nicer person. I no longer suffer psychosis, and my depression is not that bad. But the thing that really annoys me to hell, is that you can’t tell the difference between ‘Hatred’ and ‘Negative Opinions’. Hatred is recurring ironic opinions that are said to annoy you, to receive a reaction ‘trolling’. Negative opinions are people’s personal opinions and thoughts on you, your terrible life and what you can do to amend your sinful ways. Take my word for it. One day you could be a doctor, a lawyer like DareDevil or even a T.V. Person. BUT DON’T FUCKING EXPECT TO GROW UP AND BECOME A FUCKING SANS. SANS IS THE FUCKING METAPHOR FOR RAPE AND YOU KNOW IT. BY EVEN MENTIONING SANS, YOU ARE MENTIONING CHILD RAPE. SO PLEASE DO NOT. I hope this cured your autism and ADHD. Thank you.

OC BY YOURS TRULY