I truly am a language master.
I know 700 languages, more than you could ever try to learn.
Some of them I know are Spanish,
(Donde esta la biblioteca, which means I know Spanish really well)
French, (ma grand-mère est décédée, which means look how good I speak french)
Chinese, (我有前列腺癌, which means this is better Chinese than anyone ever)
And Dutch, (ik heb nog twee weken te leven, which means i am super cool)
SO IF YOU EVER INSULT HOW GOOD I AM AT LANGUAGES AGAIN YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
This is definitely real don’t translate