“Oh kids do I have the story for you. Back in 2016 the US elected this guy called Donald Trump, but he only served for 3 years. Why, you might ask. Well. He was being investigated for all of these crimes but that isn’t why, no, the actual reason why he resigned was cause he was having a homosexual affair with the president of Russia, Valdamir Putin. That’s not even why though. No, so he actually used the entirety of the US military to invade Ukraine to give to Putin as a gift for their 4th anniversary. But that isn’t even the reason why. After invading Ukraine he flew there to give a speech and while walking of the plane he tripped and his pants fell down revealing Garfield kart underwear. He resigned out of public embarrassment after that. Now you might be saying: why is this relevant, well the whole thing was shown live as it happened and I was outside in New York when it was shown on the Jumbotron at the baseball game there and this woman who saw it laughed so hard she fell into me. And that kids is how I met your mother.”