Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Felix Argyle so goddamn bad. I can’t stand it anymore. Every time I watch a scene in Re:Zero with Felix in it I get a massive erection. I’ve seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Felix. I’m sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should’ve been busted inside of Felix’s tight boypussy.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the Felix body pillow and went to fucking town. She hasn’t said a word to me in 10 hours and I’m worried she’s gonna take my phone and laptop. I might not ever get to see Felix again.