one time in san diego i was showering in really hot weather with blazing hot water. shit was misty. hadn’t jacked off in about a week. all of the sudden i thought about jenny and her fine ass—BOOM got myself a raging boner. ding dong! it’s time for me to head to whack town. there i am one hand on the glass door, the other hand on my knob. im twisting and turning, my eyes closed, im hunched over like godzilla. im grunting so hard, my heart beating so fast PHEW. i start getting light headed but IDGAF! im jacking off pal! i cant stop and i wont stop. my mind is telling me nooooo. but i keep going and at the same time i go unconscious for a second, i go limp, my head hits the glass wall, i cum on myself, and that’s the story of how i cummed and almost died while showering.