Every song ever written is about drugs. Rainbow Connection? Totally about meth. Snoopy vs. the Red Baron? Obviously a veiled reference to a glowing crack pipe. The theme from Ghostbusters? Anyone will tell you the metaphorical “ghost” they’re “busting” is peyote. Puff the Magic Dragon? OK, that one’s really about drugs. Every ABBA song ever written? Songs about exotic Swedish drugs we haven’t even heard of yet. Amazing Grace? Well, you just try and listen to that song and pretend it wasn’t written about amazing grass. Since I’m pretty sure 3/4 of the people this is aimed at are too busy reading the latest conspiracy email to get it, I’m mocking how people seem to put a drug reference into every song that was ever written by anybody about anything. It’s a song about Willy Wonka, who happened to be a guy who sold candy. That makes him a candy man. Visionary international confectioner doesn’t fit into a song.