You are so funny, if I were to put you on a scale of 1-10 of humour you would be immeasurable, if there was a Nobel prize for comedy you would have won it consecutively each year since 1896. Your humour could have singlehandedly ended WW1 as Hitler would have died laughing. If there was an alien invasion, it would be to kidnap you and take you to the universal funny museum where you would tell jokes for all of the cosmos to hear.