There once was a man named Alexander Von Sexy Hamilton and he is very sexy but only to men. Therefore all the men turned gay when they saw him. He had superpowers and he was very powerful and everybody loved him even the women who saw him as an ugly redditor mf. He had an ugly wife.She was very stupidly ugly and she looked like she had a potato as a brain but Alexander Hamilton still loved her. They were married and had lots of sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy, very hot and sexy times.That included steamy sex and makeout sessions reguarly. But Alexander knew it was wrong. Alexander wanted to be gay with all his male fans but he was already married. So Alexander Von Sexy Man Hamilton got a divorce with his very ugly wife Uglytrina Peniseater Poop.So after a court case he got custody of their 27 ugly children so then the wife could no longer see them. Alexander decided he was then and there going to have hot steamy sexy very hot, hot hot, sexy, sex with a man. He went to the whore store and got the whoriest man out there and sexed with him so much.His asshole was aching and red and swollen but that didn’t stop him from sexxing so hard. Afterwards when he was too disabled to even move he heard about a bank robbery by the Whore Store where he got his beautiful sexy husband.So he went to the bank and stopped the stupid bitches who were robbing the bank with his sexy face because they were men and they wanted to have sex with him. So they were like “GIVE ME THOU PENIS!” but Alexander Von Sexy Man Hamilton put them in jail and he went home to have hot, steaming sex with his sexy husband.After he had aching sex he went out to fly over the city and watch over the city. He had hella sexy vibes. He was whacking it so hard. He saw his husband walking down the street. “Weird,” he thought to himself, “he never leaves home unless he’s meeting a friend! But he said his last friend unfriended him!”Alexander Von Sexy Man Hamilton realized HIS HUSBAND WAS CHEATING ON HIM!!!!!! So he flew down with his big cock out and said “WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!!?!” Every man in a 30 meter radius turned to his Big. Sexy. Cock.They all swarmed to him trying to get a taste of that. His husband responded, “I am trying to get milk to drink so when I pee it looks like cum.” Alex responded with, “Then pee in my mouth!” So right there, his hot sexy husband (Which I should just call by his name, Joseph Sexy Hentai Nugget) took a fat piss in Alex’s mouth.Alex drank all of it and licked his lips. “Yummmmm sexy man piss.” He was drooling, waiting for more of his husband’s bodily fluids. “Please give me more daddy OwO.” Right there in public, Joseph turned around his husband Alex and filled him with his warm bodily fluids.“You’re my sussy baka,” Joseph told Alexander Von Sexy Man Hamilton as he made his asshole throb. Joseph flew Alex up with his secret powers and fucked him in the air, hard.