so I did it and idk how I’m supposed to feel about it

I gave myself a bj.

I’m sorry for dissappointing you, my *proud* ancestors

well at first i must say it was fucking hard. yeah it WAS HARD. I started to doubt that I have a rather small pp and it’s not possible.

then I just sat there, watching porn for a while.

now I was like, fuck it. it’s totally worth 5 ups and I must do it. mamma didn’t raise a pussy.

I pushed all my limits.. you want me to fucking say it? okay, I could feel the head on my tongue. I couldn’t really deepthroat but at least I could stroke the head with my lips and as much as I hate to say it yes i enjoyed that.

now as I’m getting into it, my back starts hurting like holy fuck it was painful.

fast forward to 10 more mins as I was using both my mouth and my hands for pleasure and I was reaching climax. I could easily stroke the head but it was hard to actually reach idk more than 1-2 inches. now I was about to cum and man I was exhausted and sweating like crazy.

guess what, I FUCKING CAME IN MY OWN MOUTH, I mean as soon as I started feeling the taste, I was like oh god oh fuck, and I ‘uncurled’ myself from that position and I just lie there, in disgust for what I’ve done and how I’ve sinned.

now my back fucking hurts like crazy and I kinda feel dizzy but that’s alright ig.

~~10/10 would recommend~~