Yesterday I remembered something really fun.
I was 10 years old and it was a beautiful saturday morning and I was playing catch with one of my friends testicles. The sun was warm and the testicle already started to dissolve, but that didn’t hurt the fun. I threw it in the air and caught it with my mouth, just like I always do with popcorn.
This whole thing will sound a bit weird, but it will make sense if you continue reading.

Let’s talk about how I acquired my friends testicle. This is how I think it happened:
Two friends of mine, were having burning anal sex. At some point one of them inserted his balls in the others anus, that’s where the fun began. He began pumping up shit with the vacuum that was created. They had an orgasm at the same time, it was in fact so strong that it cut off his balls. One of them eventually popped out, but the other one was never found again. The next morning I was at my friends place to play minecraft on his xbox. You will never guess where I found his testicle. It was in the cd tray.

I ran across the playground to the slide. As the testicle warmed up and became soft I really felt the desire to squish it with my mouth and between my legs. While I squeezed it with my buttcheeks it suddenly disappeared. I searched everywhere, but it was nowhere to be found. I cried my heart out, nothing could relieve my pain.
But that didn’t matter, as the testicle was happy, he found his brother again after the had been separated for the longest time in their lives.