Kennedy

Men, regardless of status, wealth or intelligence, are all the product of flawed evolution. We were originally the children of the earth, treading carefully upon her land, only taking what was needed for fear of angering the Gods. Our tools were puppets to us, controlled by our muscles and natural instinct to survive in this cruel world.

Yet, several millenia later, the tables have turned. Our former mother of soil has become our slave, being forced to give up her resources for our lust for consumerism. Our devices and tools are now the ones pulling the strings, bringing people to commit the unspoken to be able to feed their children, and the lust for land and resources has caused wars to ravage humanity.

One of the world’s best puppet-pullers was the child of a weapon concepted in the late 18th century, branded under the phrase, “Live Free or Die”. A pull of the trigger, and many problems would end in that instant, and yet so many more would be born. How ironic it would be that almost two centuries later, this would be the mastermind behind the strings pulled that committed an atrocity that violated democracy in her every crevice and shook the world to its core.

On November 22th, 1963, John Kennedy. the 35th President of the United States, was gunned down by Lee Harvey Oswald, an anti-establishment terrorist. His head was split open, and with that, all of his achievements and memories followed him to the other world.

“How do we remember this great man?” was the first question on the minds of many Americans. And out of all the answers, only one was the obvious truth:

“Nigga just put an F in the middle to pay respects LMAO dumb-ass head-ass hard-ass faggot-ass pussy-ass nigga”