“I know every single piece of trash and where it belongs!”

I assume you’re including yourself within this description?

Cleanliness is not only next to Godliness, it is superior to it. Naturally unclean people have naturally lower stamina (both in doing work and sexually). Therefore, for both reasons, unclean men are usually not attractive to females.

You mentioned that you live alone.

If you had never put these pieces together, allow this to be your eureka moment, where I enlighten you as to why you’re alone, and may be alone forever. (No, you don’t have to thank me (I do take donations in the form of gold awards, though), I provide psychological analysis for free (I’m actually a Physician (I have a PhD in Physics))

Anyhow, your life sounds like an extremely sad and depressing one, so I sincerely hope you get better, and stop thinking of yourself as a piece of trash. You could start thinking of yourself as the trash can instead 😊

(Copied from r/ComedyHomicide)