Sex and masturbation is steak and hotdog.

Steak is objectively better, but it takes a lot of work and some skill to prepare. Either that, or it’s pretty expensive. And even if you do everything right, there’s still a chance that it won’t be very satisfying.

A hotdog is just okay. But it’s consistantly okay. A hotdog is quick and easy and pretty good for what it is. You always know what to expect with a hotdog.

You might ask why a person with regular access to steak would ever want a hotdog. Well, sometimes you don’t want to go to all the trouble of preparing a steak. Sometimes the richest man in the world just wants a hotdog.