I once opened a can of cosmoline in my garage to preserve an old engine block from an old Monte Carlo Super Sport. I passed out from the vapors and In a foggy haze I could see Sergei Mosin, Sergei Simonov, and Mikhail Kalashnikov standing over me chanting “oora, oora, oora…” I asked them… “Ghosts of the Motherland, What is your wisdom?” To which they replied… “Fuck the Fascist Pigs.” I woke up in the hospital with the nurse telling me I was singing this tune while they were wheeling me in the emergency room. I now own a Mosin-Nagant 91/30, an AKM, an SKS, and over 5000 rounds of ammunition for each of them. AAAHHH, MOTHERLAND!!!