I wish I was in the land of chungus,
Wholesome times they are not forgotten;
Updoot Keanu! Updoot Keanu! Updoot Keanu! Reddit Land.
In Reddit Land where kind stranger was born,
Early on one wholesome mornin,
Updoot Keanu! Updoot Keanu! Updoot Keanu! Reddit Land.

Then I wish I was in Reddit, Wholesome! Wholesome!
In Reddit Land I’ll take my stand to live and die in Reddit,
Away, away, away wholesome 100,
Away, away, away wholesome 100.