This is the third fucking time in a week that a punk motherfucker has put fucking american cheese on my car. Someone in this neighborhood is a failure as a parent and raised a piece of shit and a weird little pirck that can’t respect other people’s property. I will be filing a report with the po po cause you left me no choice. Anyone who thought this was funny when this happened last time can take a step back and literally go fuck themselves. I won’t tolerate your acceptance of disrespect. Next time you put cheese on my windshield you better leave some nachos on the hood and a coke on the fender you cheesy mother fucker.