Alright, so I’m playing frickin’ Kirby frickin’ Kirby Superstar, but guess what? That’s not even the point of this video. Alright, I’m gonna talk to you guys about something. Frickin’ Doos frickin’ EX. WHAT THE FRICK? Okay, seriously, what the frick is this frick? Doos’ Ex? WORST FRICKIN’ NAME for a video game, one of the worst frickin names for a video game I’ve ever heard. I mean, COME ON! DOOS EX? So frickin’ dumb. BUT GUESS WHAT?! THE TITLE ISN’T EVEN THE WORST PART OF DOOS EX! IN FACT IT’S NOT EVEN CLOSE! Alright? I haven’t even played Doos Ex and I already know it’s a terrible game. In fact, from what I’ve seen so far, the game gets a negative 30,000 out of 10. That’s right you fricks! And guess what? Guess what? I’m gonna explain why this game is frickin’ frick! Alright, let’s start it up, shall we? Alright, so first of all the game tries too hard to be frickin’ violent, real, and dark! I mean, what the frick? These kind of games are frickin’ dumb because they are all the frickin’ same.

OH! I’M GONNA RESCUE YOU! OH I’M GONNA GET KILLED *Imitates gunshot noise* WAAH! WAHH! WAH! WAHHH! WAAAAAH! *Collapses on floor*. So frickin’ dumb. Alright? Just a funny impersonation of those types of frickin’ games.

So this game’s one of those games and guess what? IT’S FRICKIN’ HORRIBLE! I mean, come on, and the story’s so dumb and a bunch of people are dead. ARE YOU FRICKIN’ SERIOUS? I mean, really? Really? What the frick? We don’t frickin’ care! You’re just laying like *imitates dead guy holding gun*. Frickin’ dumb. And then we have these frickin’ cops they’re just frickin’ talking to each other. WHAT THE FRICK? Oh oh no it’s a frickin’ cop frickin’ video game. DON’T WE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH OF THOSE? Such a frickin’ rip-off. Oh, we should do this because it’s a creative idea AND WE CAN’T COME UP WITH ANYTHING ORIGINAL UNLIKE NINTENDO AND SUPER MARIO!

Super Mario is the best gaming franchise in the world. Don’t deny it! It’s the best game franchise in the world and you know it. WHY DO YOU THINK, WHY DO YOU THINK MARIO GAMES ARE SOME OF THE BESTSELLING GAMES ON THE PLANET? “Oh, I don’t know why,” WELL I’LL TELL YOU WHY! It’s because MARIO actually has good games. His games are platforms, the best genre of gaming in the world. AND LET US NOT FORGET HE IS THE KING OF PLATFORMING! HE SET THE STAIRS FOR PLATFORMING! Alright? Not Doos Ex! Doos Ex didn’t set the standards for anything! Alright?

Second, let’s talk about what style game it is. It’s a Minecraft style game WAAAAAAAAAAAA! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I HATE FRICKIN’ MINECRAFT! I don’t like Minecraft ’cause people waste their lives on there every single day. They’re probably just sitting there, y’know, probably just sitting there eating countless bags of chips and turning themselves into frickin’ jelly and playing the frickin’ game, building frickin’ tiles and blocks everywhere and avoiding creepers and inviting their friends online BECAUSE THEY PROBABLY HAVE NO ACTUAL FRIENDS. And using their frickin’ weapon sashes to BLOW THINGS UP BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO! So frickin’ dumb. Play Mario, play frickin’ Mario guys. Alright? Mario is on pretty much every Nintendo system. In fact, he is on every Nintendo system. Alright? The Wii U? Buy it! Playstation? Xbox? DON’T BUY IT! And also, I don’t really care about the Nintendo and Apple rivalry because they aren’t really rivals. Why do you think Nintendo makes apps for them? So Apple, I don’t care you can buy stuff from them too for all I care. Just as long as you guys, y’know, agree that Nintendo is the best gaming company in the world.

And I’m sorry if it sounds like I’m forcing my opinions onto you guys ‘CAUSE I’M NOT! BUT I’M SIMPLY SUGGESTING WHAT YOU GUYS SHOULD REALLY BE PLAYING! I’M NOT FORCING YOU GUYS! I’M NOT TELLING YOU, “IF YOU DON’T PLAY NINTENDO, THEN YOU MUST DIE” ‘CAUSE THAT’S NOT THE CASE! I’M SIMPLY IMPLYING THAT NINTENDO’S THE BEST GAME COMPANY IN THE WORLD AND THAT’S WHAT, THAT’S WHAT GAMING SYSTEMS AND GAMES THAT I RECOMMEND THE MOST! ALRIGHT?ERRRRRGH! And another thing. Let’s talk about… okay, you see when you look up at Doos Ex, people say that it and Minecraft aren’t alike, but LOOK AT IT! Look at the controls! The CAMERA controls! The CHARACTER controls! THEY’RE FRICKIN’ UNCONTROLLABLE! BOTH GAMES! BOTH GAMES! *grips sword*

Oh yeah, this is my sword by the way. I made it on my own. Unlike you frickin’ fricks BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT! Look at it, and then look at the inventory of weapons in Doos Ex! Reminds you of Minecraft, doesn’t it? This game- Doos Ex was made before Minecraft but guess what? I STILL DON’T LIKE MINECRAFT! As a matter of fact, I bet in the modern world most people only play Doos Ex because it’s like Minecraft! Well guess what? I don’t freaking care. I don’t like Minecraft and I don’t like Doos Ex. I may do a rant on Minecraft in the future.

BUT THAT’S THE FUTURE! RIGHT NOW I’M RANTING ON DOOS EX! ALRIGHT?! IS THAT FINE WITH YOU FRICKS? ARE YOU GOING TO HATE ON MY VIDEOS FOR THIS? HUH? HUH? Anyways, ‘s’continue, shall we? So, um, basically it’s a Minecraft-style game which was made before Minecraft though. So, I’m not saying it’s a ripoff, but I just hate those kinds of games? Alright? This game is like early Minecraft except Minecraft is more of a simulation game AND THAT’S NOT EVEN THE POINT!

Uhm, let’s see, oh yeah! Another thing that I hate about this game, alright, I mentioned that the game is uncontrollable, because guess what: IT IS! It is uncontrollable! The camera is uncontrollable, the character is uncontrollable and guess what? All first person games are uncontrollable! People should just y’know, make like, y’know, platformers! Platformers are the best genre. They could make other genre games too. I’m not saying only limit every single game to being a platformer. I’m not saying that. There could also be puzzle games, party games, racing games I DON’T CARE! Please just- please, gaming industry. Just get rid of first person shooters! JUST DO IT! FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS ARE HYPNOTISING GAMERS! They’re drawing gamers away from the actually good games Please! Please! Alright?

I was born in 1998 when, y’know, that’s when Mario 64 and Zelda were popular, especially Ocarina of Time and Super Mario 64. THAT WAS WHEN PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAD TASTE IN GAMING! I wasn’t a gamer at that time because I was a frickin’ infant, but I got into gaming when I was like, what, 4 or 5 years old and that was when people actually had taste in gaming! That’s when Mario reigned because people actually knew what to play. That’s when many first person shooters came into play such as Call of Duty and I have to say, around, around 2006 or 2007 that’s when, y’know, the quality of games started to go down. Not Nintendo though, but I’m talking about other companies. SEGA being included. Sonic’s better now, but still. Sonic ’06: DON’T EVEN REMIND ME OF THAT! Gosh.

Anyways, so the game’s uncontrollable and the camera is uncontrollable and the level design is just horrid. Alright? It’s just plain horrid! You go around talking to people exploring the frickin’ environment and it’s boring as frick. I’ll get onto the setting of the game a little bit later, but.

AND GUESS WHAT?! When you, y’know, go around and you just, y’know fight people- POORLY DESIGNED. It’s half baked; it’s- it’s just NYA! Why did you people even ask me to talk about this game? Why not ask me to talk about an actually good franchises like Rayman, or, Kirby or Metroid or, y’know, the frickin’… y’know, the frickin’… let’s see… or just some other frickin’ franchise that’s actually good. A franchise that I might actually like?

I don’t like first person shooters, frick person shooters. Probably what the “F” really stands for. I don’t like those frickin’ uncontrollable games. I don’t like Minecraft! I saw someone play it before, one of my friends… I respect his opinions ’cause he’s my friend! And I don’t care if he plays Minecraft ’cause he’s my friend. And I respect my friends’ opinions, but most of you frickin’ fricks frickin’ hate me so I’m not going to respect you guys. You don’t respect me. Alright? So, the game’s uncontrollable alright? And, um, the level design is just poor!

transition AND GUESS WHAT? THE GRAPHICS ARE BAD TOO! OH MY FRICK! OH MY GOSH! SOME OF THE WORST GRAPHICS I’VE SEEN IN THE WORLD AND THE CHARACTERS LOOK UGLY AS FRICK! They look frickin’ dumb! They tried to make the game look too dark, but it just turned- but the turnout- the game looks like frickin’ FRICK! RRRRRGH! You like the graphics? Oh it’s a 32-bit game so of course it doesn’t look good – I’VE SEEN BETTER LOOKING 32-BIT GAMES! NRG! Wanna know? You wanna know what looks better than Doos Ex, alright? I’ve seen better looking GBA games! IN FACT! I’VE SEEN BETTER LOOKING 8-BIT GAMES! ERRGH. I’M NOT LYING! I HAVE! You idiots! And 16-bit Super Nintendo, which is only half the power of Playstation, I’VE SEEN GAMES ON THERE THAT LOOK BETTER THAN DOOS EX, GRR! Wanna see an example? Alright, *Holds up Wii U gamepad* here’s Kirby Superstar! Alright? You see? THIS GAME LOOKS GOOD, DOESN’T IT?! DOOS EX DOESN’T! So, I think I’ve made my points about the graphics, haven’t I? THE CHARACTERS LOOK BLOCKY AS FRICK!

Transition And last but not least let’s talk about the setting. An urban setting – HOLY FRICK! SUCH A FRICKIN’ OVERRATED SETTING! I MEAN, WHAT THE FRICK?! Seriously, you guys? Seriously? An urban setting? What were you thinking?! It’s been done so many times before it’s just so frickin’ old. Come up with actually creative environments! THE FRICK. I mean, seriously. The urban setting- here’s the urban setting in a nutshell: A bunch of frickin’ criminals running around- all these frickin’ goth punks being frickin’ emo and then there’s, y’know, frickin’ screaming people ‘CAUSE THEY HAVE NO WAY TO DEFEND THEMSELVES. Then, urban settings are just frickin’ dumb. I MEAN COME UP WITH SOME FRICKIN’ CREATIVE ENVIRONMENTS! Like the Mario franchise, for example. Alright? Come up with creative environments like the Mario franchise.

And overall, from what I’ve seen Doos Ex gets a -30,000 out of 10. That’s right, you fricks. So, if you ever see Doos Ex NEVER BUY IT! And guess what? All of you defenders of the Doos Ex franchise GET OUT OF MY VIDEO! RNGH! You like Doos Ex? You like Doos Ex? You like first person shooters? You like Minecraft? Mhm? Is that it? Is that what you like? Mm? Mm? Is that really what you frickin’ like? Mhm? *grabs gift bag off of dresser* Doos Ex?Doos Ex is a good game to you? Huh? Huh? Guess what? I DON’T CARE! *Smashes bag on the floor and camera shakes*

Ending image thing with Sammy holding his sword Alright, frickin’ you guys need to frickin’ know that, eh, this game gets a -30,000 out of 10. I explained- I explained why in this video. And guess what? Every first person shooter in the frickin’ world gets a -30,000 out of 10! EVERY FIRST PERSON SHOOTER! And that’s not all! The Xbox One gets a frickin’ 90,000… -90,000 out of 10!

cuts to image of a Webkinz frog on Sammy’s head -90,000 out of 10. That goes for the Playstation 4. Ya frickin’ fricks. Get a frickin’ taste in gaming! Like Nintendo, like Mario! Like, frickin’ y’know, the frickin’… y’know the frickin’… Legend of frickin’ Zelda. You frickin’ hacks. Frickin’… frickin’ buck fricks. I frickin’ just don’t like it when people criticize Nintendo but approve of Microsoft and Sony *cuts to a random image from Sonic Lost World* THEY HAVE NO GAMES! NINTENDO KNOWS HOW TO MAKE GAMES! THEY DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE GAMES! THE ONLY REASON XBOX 360 AND THE PS3 ARE DOING SO GOOD RIGHT NOW IS BECAUSE OF 3RD PARTY SUPPORT! Frick-party support is garbage. So, Nintendo? 10 out of 10. Almost all Mario and Zelda games? 10 out of 10. ACCEPT IT! AND DOOS EX! GETS A NEGATIVE 30,000 OUT OF 10!

And one last thing! FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO ARE WONDERING WHY I DISABLED COMMENTS ON MY VIDEOS AND MY CHANNEL! WELL, I’LL TELL YOU WHY! I DISABLED COMMENTS ON MY VIDEOS AND MY CHANNEL BECAUSE OF ALL THE NEGATIVE FEEDBACK I’VE BEEN GETTING! I’VE RECEIVED THREATS! PEOPLE HAVE MADE FUN OF ME! AND MY VOICE! AND SOME PEOPLE EVEN TOLD ME THAT I’M NOT 14. I’M 14! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I REPEAT MYSELF? I AM 14! YOU CAN ASK EVERYONE I FRICKIN’ KNOW! I AM 14! ALRIGHT?

AND ANOTHER THING! ANOTHER THING, ALRIGHT? I disabled the comments, alright? And I am not enabling them again until I… until I have people that, y’know, want to respect my opinions. ERRGH. And guess what? Guess what? I know there are actually some nice fans out there. Some people who actually like my videos! And guess what? Thank you for actually supporting me! Thank you for actually being nice people and respecting my opinions! But, everything’s not just rays of sunshine for my channels. I always get negative feedback! Only 10% of the comments that I get are positive. But guess what? THAT’S NOT ENOUGH! THAT’S WHY I’M DISABLING COMMENTS! I DISABLED COMMENTS ON MY VIDEOS AND MY CHANNEL! SO TAKE THAT! I MAY enable comments on videos such as my stop motion videos and my history of Sonic videos, uhm, but guess what? THAT’S PRETTY MUCH IT! Otherwise, no more comments! How does that sound? You frickin’ fricks just couldn’t let it go. Well guess what? This is what you get! Alright?

So, just… I’m sorry to some of you actual fans of my videos out there. I really am! But some fricking fricks can’t stop criticizing me- stop making fun of me and people tell me that the Wii U is… the Wii U… some people tell me that the Wii U is a failure. *picks up pillow and hugs it* Some people are say that it’s an epic failure. Guess what? I’ll tell you a real epic failure is! Xbox One! And to all of you people wondering why you can’t comment on my videos anymore, well, NOW YOU KNOW! SO I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY! *throws the pillow at the camera*

Credits text: Director and Editor: SammyClassicSonicFan

Well, those were my thoughts on Deus Ex. Deus Ex is a frickin’ frick game, I do not recommend it at all, and it gets a negative 30,000 out of 10. I haven’t even played, and know it’s a frickin’ garbage title. I made this video due to fan requests. If you views have another suggestion on what to discuss my thoughts on, send it to my inbox. I hope you viewers enjoyed. Like, comment, and subscribe!

text appears over an image of Sammy with rabbit ears, nose, and mouth. The text reads “One last thing, fan-fricks…” And everyone’s taste in gaming has went… downHILL! One of the MANY reasons I wish I were in the ’80s and ’90s right now. ‘Cause, now, apparently, first person shooters is what’s reigning and apparently, Mario is old news, apparently Mario isn’t good enough for you guys anymore. WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU GAMERS? *heavy breathing* Everyone’s taste in gaming has went DOWNHILL ever since XBOX AND PS4 WERE REVEALED. DOOS EX and CALL OF DUTY and all those other first person shooter games are not examples of some of the best game franchises in the world. MARIO is. ZELDA is. PIKMIN is. Let’s see, LET’S SEE. SONIC is. MEGA MAN is. Rayman is. Metroid is. AND I CAN GO ON. *Sammy picks up some sort of crate and throws it on the ground* YOU PEOPLE JUST NEED TO GET A TASTE IN GAMING! What happened to everyone’s taste? What happened to everyone’s taste… in… frickin’ GAMIIIIIIIIIIIIING!?