Alright listen up fellas… Don’t you ever, and I mean EVER let ANYONE tell YOU that you can’t seduce women with RESPECT. Is respect sexy? No. Is it interesting? Hell no. But ya know what? Respect is fucking real and true. I respect women so fucking much and look where it got me… A big titty goth gf. Best part is, she doesn’t have any teeth so getting head is as optimal as it can get (she might be 84 but my, oh my, is she not exciting?). You could be just like me. All it takes is a little bit of respect and you know what they say about respect… It can go a looooooong way, especially if you’re as long as me. Now enough banter… Get out there fellas! Show these th0ts that chivalry ain’t dead!