SO 37 MINUTES AND 21 SECONDS AGO I WAS AT THIS RED LIGHT ON MY MOTORCYCLE WHEN I SAW A BRIGHT LIGHT SHINE ON MY MIRROR SO I GOT OFF MY FUCKIN HOG AND WALKED OVER TO THE TRUCK BLINDING ME I CHANNELED ALL OF THE LESSONS THAT MY KUNG FU MASTER PETER CHIN TAUGHT ME AT CHINS PIZZA AND KUNG FU SHACK AND PREPARED FOR THE ULTIMATE BATTLE I RIPPED OFF THE DOOR OF THE TRUCK AND EXPECTED TO PUMMEL A FAT TRUCKER FUCK BUT INSTEAD IT WAS THIS HOT ASS BIMBO SO OF COURSE I PUT ON THE CHARM AND EASILY SEDUCE HER BECAUSE I WAS WEARING MY HELMET WITH THE GREEN MOWHAWK ON IT AND AS I GOT HER NUMBER I PUT IT ON CRAIGSLIST USING THE ADVANCED GOOGLE GLASS HUD IN MY $47,000 HELMET AND KNOCKED HER THE FUCK OUT DONT FUCKIN BLIND ME YOU HARLOT I GOT SHIT TO DO GOTTA GET SOME BOOZE SO YEAH LONG STORY SHORT GOT THE BOOZE AND HERE WE ARE.