Half life 2 was the first game I got when my mom bought me my very first
PC. I was around 8 or 9 when I got it. I booted up Hl2 for the first
time and was amazed by the graphics, even though my pc ran the game at
30fps, I was still happy. Once I got through the intro of the game, I
made my way to the root canal level…and that’s when I saw it. It was
just dangling from the ceiling. All plump, and veiny. It had its long
thin sticky tongue hanging out of its mouth. I saw it grab the crow and
slowly pulled it up to it’s mouth. A pair of chompers came out of its
gullet and slowly consumed the avian.

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My whole body shivered in ecstasy after watching that moment unfold. For
hours upon hours, I kept purposely walking up to the Barnacle and have
its tongue wrap around me and pull me up to its Jaws. I never even
finished the game, all I cared about was the barnacle and it’s erotic
presences. A few years later I bought GMOD, and all I did on there was
spawn barnacles, and let them have their way with me…I have over 2k ours
clocked in on half life, and I have about 4K clocked in on gmod.

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I know I am a freak, and I don’t care. My life would be nothing without
the barnacle. Everyday I dream of it consuming me and melting in its
stomach. It’s the most pleasurable way to go out….

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Y’all feel me on this one?