“BaSEd oN WhAt? iN YoUR DiCk?”, congrats! You passed 5th grade english, you wet cuntsack. You think you’re so funny, being a smartass and taking everything literally? And you wonder why you’re still single, why you’ve never felt the warmth of a woman (or a man, in you’re case), and why your mother never loved you? And so fucking what if just saying “based” isn’t proper english? Nobody gives a single shit, you are literally the only person who actually cares. So shut the fuck up and go back to your 4th period zoom meeting, you aborted hitler cock. Nobody asked, nobody cares, and nobody wants to hear it. Your an annoying piece of shit, an asshole who enjoys ruining the fun of others, a cockroach, the eyelash in my eye, the popcorn in between my teeth, the cheese that I wash off of my cock every month, the hair on my balls, the dried cum in my body pillow, the sticker on the apple, the cheeto dust on my keyboard, the lice in my hair, the ads on spotify, the guy that fucked my crush in highschool, the pixelation on the pussy in my favorite hentai, the brown spot on the banana, if every loser in the world were to be ranked by who’s the biggest loser, you’d get last place, because that’s just how much of a loser you are.