My mom busted into my room and said “Boy, you need to stop playing Minecraft all day long and get a life” and she took out a hammer and tried to strike at my Xbox one. But then right when she was about to hit it Notch stopped the hammer and said “Women don’t deserve rights” and at that moment Obama bust through the ceiling and said “Mr. Notch… Uh… You can’t touch her… Uh… Hands off” and he pulled out his Skyrim Imperial sword and Notch pulled out his diamond hoe and they stared into each other’s eyes. Before I could blink their weapons struck and me and my mom hit the ground but the pure strength of their power values started tearing the space time continum apart. The house slowly faded to nothing and so did reality itself, and then as their swords clashed Notch said “ni-” and everything went black. There was nothing but me and my thoughts and as I floated I couldn’t keep track of time. And then I saw a light, and I saw a flipper. Skipper had used his N-Word pass to save my life and retrieve me from the void. And that’s how I met your mother.