YANNOW WHAT’S FUCKING AMAZING? FUCKING MADEIRA CAKE, THAT SLIGHT FUCKING CRUST THAT’S JUST THICK ENOUGH TO AMPLIFY THE SOFTNESS OF THAT SPONGE?? *FUCK YEAH* THAT’S A GOOD FUCKING CAKE, THAT SLIGHT SUGAR LAYER ON TOP? SIGN THIS FUCKER THE FUCK UP FOR EVERY FUCKING CRUMB OF THAT FUCKING CAKEY GOODNESS FUCK YEAH!