On the way to the library you run into the captain of the guards, who you know slightly. You and he say hello, but then he tells you that there is an ogre attack in the hills.
Im batman

You are saddened by this news, but not really surprised. You know people have been going missing in the hills for a while now and this might be the work of an ogre band.
No I’m batman! says a voice in your head.
You continue to walk to the library, but your mind keeps returning to the idea of ogres. What if the town’s missing people are actually being held by ogres?

> You ignore it and become batman anyway.
Ignore it? You think to yourself. Have you been paying any attention at all? Ogres are the size of mountains, the size of buildings!

> You don’t give a shit.
You walk on to the library and enter. Inside you find a young girl, a human child, crying.
Are you here to see me? She asks.
You nod.

> You say “I’m here to see you cry whiny ass bitch “
The girl breaks into tears again.
“I’m sorry you had to see that, now leave me alone.” You say.
You turn around and leave as the girl continues to cry.

> You shoot the girl :).
You pick up a pistol and begin shooting at the crying girl. You shoot her in the head, in the chest, and in the arm.
Her mom comes over, in tears, and asks why i did this.
You shrug and leave.
Later that night, you return to the library to study, but find it ransacked. The girl you killed was standing there.

> You say “What the fuck”
“You ruined my life, you sick fuck!” She cries.
“Are you fucking serious?” You say. “It wasn’t your life, you psycho.”
You turn and leave.

> You go back and mock the gril.
You walk back over to the girl. She continues to sob.
“Now see now, you don’t get to do that. I’m the one who matters. You’re just a fucking psycho on the streets.”
I mock the girl.
“Now, now, don’t cry. I don’t like it when you cry.”
The girl looks up at me with tears in her eyes.

> You say “Because it’s annoying as fuck! HAHAHAHAH”
The girl begins to laugh.
“You’re a gladiator. You’re supposed to fucking fight, not coddle. How the hell did they get it wrong?”

> You say “The fuck did you just say to me you little shit?”
The girl smiles. She begins to laugh again.
“I’m sorry. I just thought about a funny joke that my friends told me.”
You stare at the girl.

> You stare at her more.
The girl stares at you. You stare back. Then, out of no where, a massive goat hooves you in the head.
I kill everything
She screams as you collapse to the floor. You’re unable to move. The goat rides away.
The girl is so scared, she runs out of the library, screaming all the way.

> You come back to life, and build a Thermonuclear bomb.
You slowly get up. You’re head hurts like hell, causing you to vomit, but you manage to get to your feet.
You see the library destroyed, along with all your work.

> You get angry, and build a Thermonuclear bomb.
You get super pissed off. You start banging your fists into a table.
You suddenly feel a pain in your stomach. You pull out a dagger, then you feel another pain in your arm.

> You build a Thermonuclear bomb.
You wipe your hands off and grab a pistol. You shoot yourself in the head.
You lay there in a pool of your own blood, as your body lies broken.
You died on a Tuesday.

> You build a Thermonuclear bomb.
You get up, angry as fuck. You find the knife you used to cut yourself and the dagger you used to carve out your stomach.
You go into the armory and find some armor and a nice sword.
I build a Thermonuclear bomb
You get into the armory and find that it’s bare. No wonder. You’re the only person on the team.

> You build a Thermonuclear bomb.
You get pissed and begin smashing everything in sight. You smash a hole into the outside of the wall, then use a torch to clear away the rubble from said hole.
Alright next person to continue the conversation gets banned for a month. Come on folks let’s get it on!
You have gained access into the armory.

The rest of the day is easy.
I kill everyone and build a Thermonuclear bomb
The next day, you notice there is a power plant not too far from the stadium.You decide to investigate it.
You begin walking towards the plant. You pass many buildings before one catches your eye.
Gay-pride bar.
You remember seeing a gay-pride banner in an window of that place the day before. Perhaps you could find something there to kill time while you were waiting for the plants to finish up.
Time wasn’t nice, So i kill it
You walk into the bar.
You see three men sitting at a table in the corner. One is reading a newspaper, one is drinking a beer, and the last one… Has a dick for a head.

> You say “Anyone want to hear a joke”
You begin to tell the joke to the man with a dick for a head, but he doesn’t seem to respond. You glance at the others on the table, but they are just staring at you.

> You say “How many black people does it take to start a riot?”
You begin to count the number of black people you see. “One, to start a riot, two to watch and see how it goes, and three to do nothing while the first two do their thing.”

> You say “Black people am i right?”
The man with the newspaper suddenly shoots up out of his seat and points a gun at you. “I’m not kidding…..” He states in a dead serious tone.

> You say “Who shit in your cereal?”
“I’m not playing your stupid game.” The man says. “I think you’ve wasted enough of my time.”
The man turns his head quickly and looks around before whispering “Shit…. Shit….”

> You say “I can hear you”
“Good, cuz I can’t…. I have to go.” The man states.
The man gets up and walks quickly out of the bar.

> You say “PUSSY”
The man runs back to the front door and pulls down the sign. He looks around the room a final time and sighs a breath of relief. “Well that could have gone worse.”

> You say “Pussy Pussy”
“Damn kid, you are full of surprises.” The man chuckles.

> You say “You are such a pussy, can’t even shoot someone”
“Wow kid, you are really pushing my button.” The man says aggressively getting in your face.

> You say “How many do you have?”
The man suddenly grabs your throat and begins to strangle you. Your eyes widen and you gasp for air. You claw at the man’s hands but find his skin as hard as stone.
Little did the man know, I’m invulnerable to all threats, and I tell him “Is that all you got?” I punch him in the nose and send him into a nearby table.
“Looks like my threats have awakened you up.” I say as the man rises to his feet.

> You say “You can’t win! I feel nothing!”
The man grunts as he charges you. He throws a punch, but I catch it and break his arm. I give him a small kick in the face while he is on the ground and break his jaw.

> You say “What were you saying about button pushing?”
The man is now a bloody mess. He can barely form words but manages to say “….Pussy”
I press my foot on his throat and let him strangle out all the air he has in his lungs.